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Thank you to Ward Dossche, 2:292/854, for this one :)


Father and sun driving in a car and dad has a heart-attack.

Dad: Son, I'm having a heart-attack. Call me an ambulance

Son. Ehrrr ... You're an ambulance ...



(Ed: You can stop groaning now :) )

FIDOGAZETTE Vol 13 No 18 Page 3 May 01, 2019


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Janis,

Father and sun driving in a car and dad has a heart-attack.

Dad: Son, I'm having a heart-attack. Call me an ambulance

Son. Ehrrr ... You're an ambulance ...

(Ed: You can stop groaning now :) )

I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
good salad item.

Daryl

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Hi Daryl,

Father and sun driving in a car and dad has a heart-attack.

Dad: Son, I'm having a heart-attack. Call me an ambulance

Son. Ehrrr ... You're an ambulance ...

(Ed: You can stop groaning now :) )

I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
good salad item.

Lol :)

Take care,
Janis

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Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William
Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
good salad item.

Lol :)

Here's another one for you...I don't remember if I sent it or not.

Q: How do you get an 80 year old woman to drop "The F-Bomb"??

A: Have another 80 year old woman yell "BINGO!!" <G>

Or, like the classic "Wizard Of Id" comic strip. It said "It's 11pm --
do you know where your grandmother is??"...and it showed her entering
The Bingo Hall!! <BG>

Daryl

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Hi Daryl,

I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William
Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
good salad item.

Lol :)

Here's another one for you...I don't remember if I sent it or not.

Q: How do you get an 80 year old woman to drop "The F-Bomb"??

A: Have another 80 year old woman yell "BINGO!!" <G>

haha :) Good one.

Or, like the classic "Wizard Of Id" comic strip. It said "It's 11pm --
do you know where your grandmother is??"...and it showed her entering
The Bingo Hall!! <BG>

hehe :)

Btw, if you want me to print a joke in the FidoGazette, send it to me in netmail or email, ok? (1:261/38, or janis@filegate.net).

Printing it here first kills it since everyone has already read the joke before
the 'Gazette gets published. :)

Take care,
Janis

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Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

Here's another one for you...I don't remember if I sent it or not.

Q: How do you get an 80 year old woman to drop "The F-Bomb"??

A: Have another 80 year old woman yell "BINGO!!" <G>

haha :) Good one.

Or, like the classic "Wizard Of Id" comic strip. It said "It's 11pm -- JK>> do you know where your grandmother is??"...and it showed her entering
The Bingo Hall!! <BG>

hehe :)

Btw, if you want me to print a joke in the FidoGazette, send it to me in JK>netmail or email, ok? (1:261/38, or janis@filegate.net).

Printing it here first kills it since everyone has already read the joke bef JK>the 'Gazette gets published. :)

OK, but you can save it for a "Throwback Thursday" -- or "An Oldie But
A Goodie". It helps when there's no new material submitted. :)

Besides, not everyone reads the echo or the FIDOGazette. I wait until Thursday to download it and the FIDONews from the Filegate website --
might as well kill 2 birds with one stone. Then, both files are on the
BBS for those who may be interested.

Daryl

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